How I was almost made a eunuch
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I had received the unique piece of foreign furniture as inheritance from my distance aunt. It was called a chair. After replacing a bent nail and oiling the cracked wood, I gave the chair a test sit. As I rested my backside on its frayed pillow, I heard an aggressive click as something snapped right under my behind. Examining the chair's pillow, I discovered that the bottom could be folded open and that a metallic mouse trap was installed there. To protect the filling of chair from rodent attack, my aunt had placed a mouse trap inside the pillow. And that is how I almost became a eunuch at the tender age of twelve.""